Corrupted Wish Game

Heres how it goes,one person makes a wish,the person below makes it come true,but with a bad twist,and then they make a wish,ect...

I'll go first!

I wish that a new pokemon game would be leaked

Unfortunately all the music on the games soundtrack is Brittney Spears.

I wish for mad skillz at water polo

...Brittany's BACK Itachi! (lol.)

Unfortunately, the you go into an elevator in the empire state building, and it breaks and you fall 100 floors, dying.

I wish KU could have beaten Michigan State on friday. (Sorry Europe, you're outta luck! XD)

But all the players on KU spontaneously combusted!

I wish I didn't have school this week or the next week for years and years to come xD

You don't have school for years to come, but school is replaced by you having to work as a chimpanzee at the local zoo!

I wish that I could have one million dollars

But suddenly, everyone goes back to the bartar system, making money just paper.

I wish I had some gum right now..

the gum has chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, typhoid fever, herpes, papillovirus, trichomoniasis, dysentery, hepatitis, and psoriasis all injected inside it. plus you get diabetes cause it isnt sugar free.

I wish that i was living in a perfect world forever and that no occurrence could ever threaten or destroy its perfection.

Then, you wake up.

I wish I was dead. (loool)

But then you come back to life... o.O lol

lol, darn.

(psssssst make a wish!)

i wish i knew what to wish for

You do know what you wish to wish for but then it turns out that it's a rubbish thing to wish for - SPAM!

I wish I knew the meaning of life

But then the sun goes out. Ending life.

I wish snoogy found some more exciting smileys.

He did but 2 seconds later he was murdered

I wish I was an Admin

You are an admin but the power goes to your head and you asplode

I wish for three more wishes

You get the wishes, but it turns out you need to wish for the activation codes for all wishes past the first.

I wish I could fly.

It's the best game ever, but it crashes the worlds power, because it takes up too much of it.

I wish I had taco bell.

You have taco bell but the gave you 30 year old Tacos

I wish I pass my O.A.T. Test

YOu pass you O.A.T test but it only allows you to make great -porrige.

I wish for s solution to world health

(lmao)

You solve world health but everyone lives forever, and we quickly finish our food supply forcing us to eat other people.


I wish I had Platinum

Me too xD
Oh, I mean you get Platinum but then you become bankrupt and have to eat hobos

I wish I had mail

You get mail, but it's an extremely late bill from the owner of vBulletin who has tricked you into thinking you were using Forumotion! xD

I wish my girlfriend would ring me.

P.S - PLEASE do not say that she isn't my girl anymore! It's far too predictable. And do not say that she says she's the opposite sex, because I will hunt you down and strangle you otherwise...

But it turns out she's...*gulp...

AN ALIEN!!!

I wish I had a turtle...oh wait... IDO!!!!!

I wish I had perfect vision.

You have a perfect eye for girls! But now everyone you see is wearing a loose bikini with a PERFECT body! You've already attempted to rape your little brother!